Candy is Dandy! 5 Great Quotes About Candy

As Halloween gets closer my sweet tooth gets sharper!halloween candy

  • A lot of people like lollipops.  I don’t like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don’t need a handle. Just give me the candy. Demetri Martin
  • I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You’ll be mad, but it will be too late. Mitch Hedberg
  • Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to Ryan Gosling buy candy whenever and wherever I want. Ryan Gosling (just one more thing to love about Ryan Gosling-he’s profound!)
  • My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. Dave Barry
  • Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. Ogden Nash

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