Fangs for the Bat Jokes!

Stick these in your belfry:bat sleeping in a tree

  • What do you call a little bat? A battle!
  • What is the best way to hold a bat? By its handle!
  • What did one bat say to the other bat? Let’s go out for a bite and then hang out together!
  • What do bats sing when it is raining? “Raindrops Keep Falling on my Feet”!
  • What did the mother bat say to her naughty son? You bat boy!
  • Why did the vampire bat need mouthwash? He had bat breath!
  • What did the bat say to the vampire? You suck!
  • What happens when two vampire bats meet? Love at first bite!

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