Math Jokes Add Up to Funny!

Really! These made me laugh:Wikiversity-banner

  • What did one math book say to the other math book? I got more problems than you.
  • Why was 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!
  • What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!
  • Why was the student kicked out of math class? Too many Mathinfractions!
  • Why did the student begin to like math class? She saw that the decimals had a point!
  • How did the teacher explain mathematics to her students? She summed it up!
  • What religion are most mathematicians? Sum worshippers!
  • Why can’t you miss too many math classes? It starts adding up!
  • What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?  Pi!
  • How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie? 3.14!

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One Response to Math Jokes Add Up to Funny!

  1. Marilyn Miller says:

    I did really well in math until 4th grade and the guzzinta’s: 4 guzzinta 20; 8 guzzinta 24, etc.

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