Monthly Archives: October 2014

Dracula’s October 31st To Do List

Count Dracula knows that for some vampires, Halloween can suck. Inefficiency drives the count batty so to prevent his favorite holiday from being a pain in the neck and to make his night run smoothly and efficiently, he plans carefully. … Continue reading

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Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

So appropriate for halloween: Knock Knock! Who’s there? Philip. Philip who? Philip my bag with candy! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Sam. Sam who? Sam person who knocked on you door last year! Knock Knock! Who’s there? Abbott. Abbot who? Abbot … Continue reading

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Eat, Drink and Be Scary: My Favorite Quotes About Halloween

Seven more days until halloween…but who’s counting? Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. River Phoenix Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. Steve Almond Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look … Continue reading

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DIY Disaster! What NOT To Do When Making Jello Worms!

Ohhhh! I saw so many pictures of worms made out of gelatin on Pinterest. They all looked really easy to make! Feeling inspired I bought the ingredients to whip up a batch. I used a recipe from Instructables, Bowl of … Continue reading

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Vampire Jokes-Biting Humor

Why does the vampire need cold medicine? For his coffin! How does a polite vampire greet someone? “Pleased to eat you!” What do overweight vampires drink? Blood Lite! Why don’t vampires like mosquitoes?
Too much competition! What has webbed feet, feathers, … Continue reading

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Candy is Dandy! 5 Great Quotes About Candy

As Halloween gets closer my sweet tooth gets sharper! A lot of people like lollipops.  I don’t like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don’t need a handle. Just give me the candy. Demetri Martin … Continue reading

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Are You Invisible? Three Easy Tests

A helpful and timely article culled from a long dead blog, Microanalysis. Are You Invisible? In today’s fast-paced modern world, it can sometimes be difficult to know whether or not you are invisible. Perhaps you are boring, so people seem … Continue reading

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Fangs for the Bat Jokes!

Stick these in your belfry: What do you call a little bat? A battle! What is the best way to hold a bat? By its handle! What did one bat say to the other bat? Let’s go out for a … Continue reading

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Batter Up! Baseball Quotes

If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like. Phyllis Diller Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. Yogi Berra Now there are three things you can do in a baseball … Continue reading

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Newly Discovered: Christopher Columbus’s Packing List

Recently a weathered document was uncovered at a tag sale in Spain. Scholars have concluded that it might be one of Christopher Columbus’s transatlantic packing lists. Since Columbus made 4 voyages across the Atlantic Ocean, we thought this list might … Continue reading

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