Best Medicine: Quotes to Cheer Up Your Sick Friend

Take two of these and call your doctor in the morning!sick woman with thermometer

  • It’s no longer a question of staying healthy. It’s a question of finding a sickness you like. Jackie Mason
  • Be careful about reading health books.  You may die of a misprint.  Mark Twain
  • Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Redd Foxx
  • If I’d known I was going to live so long, I’d have taken better care of myself.  Leon Eldred
  • Learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you. Bill Walton
  • A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book.  Irish Proverb


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