Oh really? I thought these went out with the 70’s but it has recently come to my attention that blonde jokes are alive and well. I might add that 3 of my favorite blondes are men-my oldest son and my 2 cousins.
- How do you tell a blonde has been at the computer? There is cheese in front of the mouse!
- What did the blonde name his pet zebra? Spot!
- What do you call eight blondes in a freezer? Frosted Flakes!
- Why was the blonde excited when he finished the jigsaw puzzle in 6 months? Because the box said 4-6 years!
- What do smart blondes and UFO’s have in common? You hear about them but never see them!
- What is a blonde’s idea of natural childbirth? No make up!
- What did the blonde say to her doctor when she found out she was pregnant? “Is it mine?”
- What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!
Ehhhhhh…… seem to be aimed at blonde women! No wonder we rarely hear blonde jokes any more!
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