5 Classic Knock Knock Jokes

Someone asked me to list my 5 favorite Knock Knock jokes. These made the cut:

Knock Knock!vintage front door
Who’s there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot’s caught in the door!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Boo hoo.
Boo hoo who?
Aww don’t cry, its just a joke!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Eva!
Eva who?
Eva told you would you let me in?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Gesundheit! Sounds like you’re getting a cold!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!

Now it is your turn! Tell me your favorite Knock Knock jokes!

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