- What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea? Denis.
- What are the six most frightening words in the world? “The Dentist will see you now.”
- Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out? He was already taking out a tooth!
- What was the dentist doing in Panama? Looking for the Root Canal!
- What is the difference between a dentist and a sadist? A dentist has newer magazines!
- What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan? One yanks for the roots; the other roots for the Yanks!
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Patient: $350.00 for a few minutes work?
Dentist: I can pull it our very slowly if you would like!
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