Open Wide for These Dentist Jokes!

My dentist knows every one of these jokes and more!dentist

  • What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea? Denis.
  • What are the six most frightening words in the world? “The Dentist will see you now.”
  • Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out? He was already taking out a tooth!
  • What was the dentist doing in Panama? Looking for the Root Canal!
  • What is the difference between a dentist and a sadist? A dentist has newer magazines!
  • What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan? One yanks for the roots; the other roots for the Yanks!

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $350.00.
Patient: $350.00 for a few minutes work?
Dentist: I can pull it our very slowly if you would like!

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2 Responses to Open Wide for These Dentist Jokes!

  1. Matt Baier says:

    I like the one about the newer magazines.

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