Monthly Archives: August 2014

A Children’s Primer For Amoebas by Alex Berg

This blog post was resurrected from the deep well of Alex Berg’s old blog, Microanalysis. Thanks, Alex! You’re a life saver! A Children’s Primer for Amoebas See Moe. See Moe’s amorphous body form pseudopodia. Locomote using pseudopodia, Moe, locomote using … Continue reading

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Join Me in the Garden! It’s Time for Vegetables Jokes!

Here’s a bumper crop garden humor: What do you call an ear of corn who joins the army? Kernel! Where does lettuce go for a date? The salad bar! What did the carrot say to the celery? Quit stalking me! … Continue reading

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Quotes About Boats!

Ah summer! Only the guy who isn’t rowing has time to rock the boat. Jean-Paul Sartre There is nothing-absolutely nothing-half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats. Kenneth Grahame The cure for anything is saltwater – sweat, … Continue reading

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