Did You Hear the One About the Molecular Biologist? Biology Jokes!

      • What did Gregor Mendel holler when he founded genetics? Woopea!funny biologist
      • What is the easiest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?  Pull down its genes!
      • How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
      • What did people say about the famous microbiologist who traveled around the world? He was a man of many cultures!
      • How do you make a hormone? Don’t pay her!
      • If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.

Yeah. Come on, Biology Majors! Help me out here!

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