These Jokes are the Cheesiest!

cheeseThese are the Velveta of cheese jokes:

  • What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese? Limburger!
  • What happened after the cheese factory exploded? All that was left was de brie!
  • How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
  • What does a cheese salesperson say to close the deal? This cheese may be gooda, but this cheese is feta!
  • Why did the Vermont Dairy farmer go on a diet? He wanted to cheddar a few pounds!
  • What do you get when you cross a cow with a Smurf? Blue Cheese!college care package mac and cheese
  • What do you call a piece of cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!

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2 Responses to These Jokes are the Cheesiest!

  1. Camper says:

    Nacho cheese doesn’t come in pieces

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