These vegetable jokes can’t be beet:
- What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato!
- What did the carrot say to the celery? Lettuce rest, I’m feeling beet!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
- What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s pop?
- Why did the cabbage win the race? Because it was ahead!
- How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots!