Oh Peas! Here’s Some Rotten Vegetable Jokes!

These vegetable jokes can’t be beet:

  • What do you call a stolen yam?
A hot potato!Radishes
  • What did the carrot say to the celery? 
Lettuce rest, I’m feeling beet!
  • Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
  • Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
  • What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where’s pop?
  • Why did the cabbage win the race?
Because it was ahead!
  • How do you lead a horse to water?
With lots of carrots!

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2 Responses to Oh Peas! Here’s Some Rotten Vegetable Jokes!

  1. Camper says:

    I think that the use of “Hoe” at the end doesn’t quite fit because it’s a generic instrument used for farming of all types of crops (not just vegetables) not to mention that it itself is not a vegetable.

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