Join Me in the Garden! It’s Time for Vegetables Jokes!

Here’s a bumper crop garden humor:vegetable market in india

  • What do you call an ear of corn who joins the army? Kernel!
  • Where does lettuce go for a date? The salad bar!
  • What did the carrot say to the celery? Quit stalking me!
  • How do you make an artichoke? Strangle it!
  • Which vegetable did Noah leave off the ark? Leeks!
  • Why was the cucumber mad? Because it was in a pickle!
  • How do you fix a broken tomato? Tomato paste!
  • What do you get when you cross a potato with an onion? A potato with watery eyes!

We are always looking for more jokes! If you dig any up, please send them out way!

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