- What do you call an ear of corn who joins the army? Kernel!
- Where does lettuce go for a date? The salad bar!
- What did the carrot say to the celery? Quit stalking me!
- How do you make an artichoke? Strangle it!
- Which vegetable did Noah leave off the ark? Leeks!
- Why was the cucumber mad? Because it was in a pickle!
- How do you fix a broken tomato? Tomato paste!
- What do you get when you cross a potato with an onion? A potato with watery eyes!
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