Monthly Archives: August 2014

Oops! I Did it Again: Quotes About Mistakes

Some days the only things I accomplish are making mistakes! Never mistake motion for action. Ernest Hemingway The greatest mistake we make is living in constant fear that we will make one. John C. Maxwell The world was my oyster … Continue reading

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Money-Saving Tips From Manny, The Frugal Pterosaur

Thank you Alex Berg for this entertaining post! Hi everybody! Manny the Frugal Pterosaur here- have you been looking for a way to make your dollars stretch a little further? Perhaps you want to squeeze a few extra pennies out … Continue reading

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Did You Hear the One About the Molecular Biologist? Biology Jokes!

What did Gregor Mendel holler when he founded genetics? Woopea! What is the easiest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?  Pull down its genes! How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to … Continue reading

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Flagging Fortitude: A Few Quotes to Dial up Determination!

Ehhhhh! It’s hot! I’m feeling sooooo lazy! I need something to get me back on track in September. A quick cruise around the internet help me unearth a few motivational quotes to get me back on the productivity track: If … Continue reading

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Recognizing the Symptoms of Empty Nest Disorder

Has your child recently left for college? Have you noticed an empty laundry basket? A full refrigerator? A quiet house? the plunger stays under the sink? You may be suffering from the “Empty Nest Disorder“! Here are some of the … Continue reading

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These Jokes are the Cheesiest!

These are the Velveta of cheese jokes: What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese? Limburger! What happened after the cheese factory exploded? All that was left was de brie! How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese! What does … Continue reading

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Ta Ta For Now! Off to College Quotes

I remember the leaden feeling in my chest the day I dropped my first child off at college. Actually, it only lasted for an hour or so. After I schlepped boxes up the stairs for a few hours I was … Continue reading

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See These Movies Before Heading Off to College!

Well, who better to ask about college, and college-themed movies, than Dr Amy Sack of Admissions Accomplished? That was a rhetorical question. Amy is an expert on all things college-related. Here’s the list that Amy came up with: 1. American Pie 2 … Continue reading

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Oh Peas! Here’s Some Rotten Vegetable Jokes!

These vegetable jokes can’t be beet: What do you call a stolen yam?
A hot potato! What did the carrot say to the celery? 
Lettuce rest, I’m feeling beet! Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing! Why … Continue reading

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Beach Quotes

Ahhhhhhh! Sun, sand and the sea! My life is like a stroll on the beach…as near to the edge as I can go. Thoreau The Sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever. Jacques … Continue reading

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