Funny Out of the Office Messages

True confession-I check my email several times each day while I’m onkiddie pool vacation. Pathetic, I know. However, I’m due for a real vacation where I will be unable to reliably get my messages so I need to activate my out of office message on my email accounts.

Hey. Why not have some fun with this? I looked around on the Internet and found some real clever messages and I’m willing to share them with you:

sailboatMashable always comes through with some great compilations. My favorite?
I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from holidays. Please be a=patient and your email will be deleted in the order it was received.

This blog,, has some very good ones to use any time you are away including:
Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

Here’s a list of 20 great out of office replies from Squidoo. I’m fondest of, ”
I’m not out of the office. I’m ignoring you.

Tell me your out of office message! OK. Tell me what you would like it to say!

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