- Why did the boat sink when it was tied to the dock? Pier pressure!
- What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the Doc!
- When is a boat not a boat? When it is aground!
- What are the most dangerous vegetables on a boat? Leeks!
A doctor, a dentist and an attorney were in a boat together when a wave came along and washed them all overboard. Unable to get back into the boat, they decided two would hold on to the boat and the third would swim to shore for help.
They noticed that there were hundreds of sharks between them and land. Without a word the lawyer took off! As he swam the sharks move aside. The dentist yelled, “it’s a miracle!”
“No”, said the doctor, “That’s professional courtesy!”