Oh Buoy! Tackling Fish Quotes!

Reel funny!

  • A fishing pole is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool on the other. 
Samuel fishingJohnson
  • Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
 Dave Barry
  • The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad.  A.K. Best

  • There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with a fisherman?
Woody Allen
  • Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.  Zenna Schaffer
  • If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.  Doug Larson

We’re fishing for more aquarian quotes! Maybe something more upscale?

Thanks to Tom Hart via Flickr for the photo!

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