Why Don’t Sharks Attack Lawyers? Fish Jokes

Professional courtesy!fish

    • Why did Batman and Robin stop fishing together? Robin ate all the worms!
    • What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh!
    • What did the fish say when he swam in to a wall? Damn!
    • What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships!
    • How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!

catch of the day

  • How do you keep a fish from smelling? Cut off its nose!
  • What’s the difference between a fish and a piano? You can’t tuna fish!

Thank you Gideon via Flickr.com for the great fresh fish photo! We also thank Sean Maurik for his big catch photo.

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