Feline Funnies: Cat Jokes

Felix the Cat sends his love:Cat and Mouse

    • What do you call a pile of kittens? A Meowtain!
    • Why did the cat run away fro the tree? She was afraid of the bark!
    • Why don’t cats like to shop on line? They prefer a cat-alogue (grrrr)!
    • Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarns? She had a litter of mittens!
    • Why was the cat so grouchy? He was in a bad mewd!

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  • Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
  • What did the lion say after he ate the comedian? “Ewww. He tasted funny!”
  • What do you call a lion that ate your mother’s sister? An aunt-eater!
  • Why was the cat so small? He only drank condensed milk!
  • How do lions greet the other animals in the savannah? “Pleased to eat you!”

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