Quotes for Dog Lovers

I’ve been knee deep in dogs lately and loving it (they are sleeping right Laughing Bulldognow). Here’s a apt lines about dogs from some of my favorite funny people:

      • You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you’re RIGHT! I NEVER would’ve thought of that!’
 Dave Barry
      • I spilled spot remover on my dog. He’s gone now. Steven Wright

Old Flatulent dog

        • If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. Andy Rooney
        • My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip! Craig Shoemaker
        • Asthma doesn’t seem to bother me any more unless I’m around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar. Steve Allen
        • I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. Wendy Liebman
        • My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives. Rita Rudner
        • If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman’s pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog. George Bernard Shaw

Do you have a dog? Or two? I’m writing this with a standard poodle at my feet and a terrier/daschund mix on my lap.

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2 Responses to Quotes for Dog Lovers

  1. Marilyn Miller says:

    I have a new puppy named Charlie. When I was house breaking him, I bought those “wee wee” pads. He ate them, then peed on the floor.

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