Monthly Archives: July 2014

Funny Out of the Office Messages

True confession-I check my email several times each day while I’m on vacation. Pathetic, I know. However, I’m due for a real vacation where I will be unable to reliably get my messages so I need to activate my out … Continue reading

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Ketch of the Day: Boat Jokes!

After a grog of rum, these will seem funny. I promise! Why did the boat sink when it was tied to the dock? Pier pressure! What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the Doc! When is … Continue reading

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Oh Buoy! Tackling Fish Quotes!

Reel funny! A fishing pole is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool on the other. 
Samuel Johnson Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
 Dave Barry The fishing … Continue reading

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Mouth-Watering Recipes For Water Moccasins

The following recipes were taken from Snake Bites: Forkfuls For Forked Tongues, by A. Piscivorus; Reptile Publishing Syndicate (1983). Edited by Alex Berg. Rat- Stuffed Rat Ingredients 1/4 cup ground rat 2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley 2 tablespoons finely chopped … Continue reading

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Why Don’t Sharks Attack Lawyers? Fish Jokes

Professional courtesy! Why did Batman and Robin stop fishing together? Robin ate all the worms! What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh! What did the fish say when he swam in to a wall? Damn! What do … Continue reading

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My 6 Favorite Vegetable Gardening Quotes

My vegetable garden is a laughable mess of weeds, shade-stunted plants, and deer-eaten stumps. Next year! Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.  Doug Larson It’s difficult to think anything but … Continue reading

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Handling The Dog Days of Summer: A Practical Guide

The “Dog Days” is a term that refers the hottest, most oppressive days of summer. When this term was first coined (2000 years ago) most dogs were pretty much the same. There are over 500 breeds of dogs now and … Continue reading

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Feline Funnies: Cat Jokes

Felix the Cat sends his love: What do you call a pile of kittens? A Meowtain! Why did the cat run away fro the tree? She was afraid of the bark! Why don’t cats like to shop on line? They … Continue reading

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Quotes for Dog Lovers

I’ve been knee deep in dogs lately and loving it (they are sleeping right now). Here’s a apt lines about dogs from some of my favorite funny people: You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog … Continue reading

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How to Make Sure Your Camp Care Package Arrives On Time!

Are you sending off your first camp care package? Here’s few tips to avoid making rookie errors: Double check the camp address! Many camps have winter and summer addresses. Other camps only use a post office box for packages. Better … Continue reading

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