Fourth of July Jokes!

Be the star of your picnic with these explosive jokes:4th of july foreworks

  • What did one flag say to the other? Nothing. It just waved!
  • What do you get when you cross George Washington with cattle feed? The Fodder of our Country!
  • Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? On the bottom!
  • How is Charles Atlas like the United States? They both have good constitutions!
  • How did King George feel about the American Colonists? He thought they were revolting!
  • Why did Paul Revere ride his horse fro Boston to Lexington? Because the horse was way too heavy to carry!

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The incredibly awesome fireworks photo taken by Michael Lane via Wikimedia Commons.

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