A Stable of Horse Jokes

  • Why did the man stand behind the horse? He was hoping to get a ‘kick’ out of it!horse
  • Which type of horse can jump higher than a barn? Any type of horse! Barns can’t jump!
  • What is the best way to lead a horse to water? With plenty of apples and carrots!
  • Why did the farmer ride his horse to town? Because it was too heavy to carry!
  • When does a horse speak up? Whinny wants too!
  • Why couldn’t the mare sing? She was horse!

Want more horse jokes? Check out: Help I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Giddy Up! and Pony,”Excuse Me. I’m a Little Hoarse” Get It?

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