9 Pit-iful Fruit Jokes

When life gives you lemons…make fun of them!

  • Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? He couldn’t Dragon Fruitconcentrate!
  • Did you hear the joke about the peach? It is pit-iful!
  • Why were the strawberries so upset? Because they were in a jam!
  • Why were the apple and the pear all alone? Because the banana split!
  • What do you give to a sick lemon?
 Lemon aid!
  • What happens to grapes when you step on them? They whine!banana
  • When is it time to prune? When the plums are ready!
  • What’s left after a pig eats a watermelon? Pork rinds!
  • Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!

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