When life gives you lemons…make fun of them!
- Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? He couldn’t concentrate!
- Did you hear the joke about the peach? It is pit-iful!
- Why were the strawberries so upset? Because they were in a jam!
- Why were the apple and the pear all alone? Because the banana split!
- What do you give to a sick lemon? Lemon aid!
- What happens to grapes when you step on them? They whine!
- When is it time to prune? When the plums are ready!
- What’s left after a pig eats a watermelon? Pork rinds!
- Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
ps. Summer Camp season is starting with a bang!