Beehave! These Bee Jokes Could Be a Buzzkill!

Here we go again! How many of these bee jokes do you know the answer to?Bee

  • What do you call a wasp? A wanna-bee!
  • What did the bee say to the robber? Bee-ware!
  • Why did the beekeeper cross his bees with lightening bugs? So his bees could work in the dark!
  • Where do bees like to go for vacation? Stingapore!
  • Why does bees buzz? Because they are terrible whistlers!
  • Where do bees go to take public transportation? The buzz stop!
  • What did the one bee say to the other bee in the sauna? Swarm here isn’t it?
  • What do you call a bee having a bad hair day? A Fris-bee!
  • What does a bee sit on? 
Its bee-hind!

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2 Responses to Beehave! These Bee Jokes Could Be a Buzzkill!

  1. Marilyn Miller says:

    Q: What kind of bees hum and drop things?
    A: A fumble bee!

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