Any Classics Majors Out There? We Need More Jokes!

Could only find a few jokes for Classics major but I thought these were classics(eh…not Roman soldierreally):

  •  A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: “Euripides?” The professor replies: “Yes. Eumenides?”
  • A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.“You mean a martini?” the bartender asks.The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!”
  • Another Roman walks in to a bar, holds up two fingers and says, “Five beers, please!”
  • Caesar walks in to a bar filled with centurions and says,”This round’s on me. What will you guys have?” The centurions stand, salute and say,”Ale, Caesar!”
  • What disease does one have if he can’t remember where Sparta is? Pelopamnesia!

Yes. I do need some more!

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2 Responses to Any Classics Majors Out There? We Need More Jokes!

  1. Brian says:

    I got lost after “martini”…


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