Knock Knock! Who’s There? Madam! Madam Who?

Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!Summer Camp

I hope you knew how that classic knock knock joke ended! Here’s a few you might not have heard:

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I use my key but I lost it. Can you let me in?

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Oswald
Oswald who?
Oswald my gum!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

Have a kid going to summer camp? Why not send a  a few knock knock jokes AND a playful care package from Mirth in a Box? It’s easy!

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