Egyptologists Excavate Prehysterical Jokes!

Who did the Egyptologist visit when she had a pain in her back?  A Cairopractor! Egypt

Why did Cleopatra shun her therapist? Because she was the Queen of Denial!

Cleopatra: I’d like to take a milk bath now.
Attendant: Pasteurized?
Cleopatra: No. Just up to my neck.

Do mummies enjoy being mummies? Of corpse!

How does King Tut’s receptionist answer his telephone? “ He can’t come to the phone right now. He’s all wrapped up!

Sign in front of Ancient Egyptian Funeral Parlor: Satisfaction Guaranteed or Your Mummy Back!

What’s an Egyptologist’s response to a sneeze? Hapshetsut!

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3 Responses to Egyptologists Excavate Prehysterical Jokes!

  1. Brian says:

    So many jokes about Queen of Denial… where to start? 🙂

  2. Matt Baier says:

    That’s true. “Hapshetsut” did remind me of “Gesundheit,” when I first heard it in school.

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