Why did Cleopatra shun her therapist? Because she was the Queen of Denial!
Cleopatra: I’d like to take a milk bath now.
Cleopatra: No. Just up to my neck.
Do mummies enjoy being mummies? Of corpse!
How does King Tut’s receptionist answer his telephone? “ He can’t come to the phone right now. He’s all wrapped up!
Sign in front of Ancient Egyptian Funeral Parlor: Satisfaction Guaranteed or Your Mummy Back!
What’s an Egyptologist’s response to a sneeze? Hapshetsut!
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