Quotes About Kids: Guess Who Had Kids…And Who Didn’t!

A few of my favorite quotes about kids:kids

    • In America there are two classes of travel — first class, and with children. Robert Benchley
    • Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. – P.J. O’Rourke 
    • We spend the first 12 months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up.  Phyllis Diller 
    • Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. Fran Lebowitz 

Alex Liz Pete

  • Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.  Ray Romano
  • I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. Jimmy Kimmel
  • There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • The value of is not that adults produce children, but that children produce adults. – Peter De Vries

Robert Benchley had 2 kids, P.J. O’Rourke is father to 3, Phyllis Diller  was mother to 6 children, I don’t think Fran Lebowitz had any kids, Ray Romano spawned 4 children, Jimmy Kimmel has 2 kids so far, Ralph Waldo Emerson had 4 little Emersons and Peter De Vries had 4 kids.

Alex, Liz and Pete! I love being your mother!

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2 Responses to Quotes About Kids: Guess Who Had Kids…And Who Didn’t!

  1. Brian says:

    HA! I love the insight of looking back to see who had kids and reading them again.

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