Monthly Archives: May 2014

We’ve Come a Long Way From Camp Granada!

Do you remember the song,”Camp Granada”? Allan Sherman and Lou Busch won a grammy in 1964 for their song about the woes of summer camp. Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh. Here I am at Camp Granada. Camp is very entertaining. And they say we’ll … Continue reading

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If I Could Turn Back Time: My Dream Bachelorette Party

I wasn’t born old! Once upon a time I was young and somebody married me! It was a hasty wedding, no shot gun involved, but slapped together in less than 2 months. No engagement ring or bridal shower, no bridesmaids … Continue reading

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The Top 10 Best Sellers for Camp Care Packages Will Surprise You!

Heck yes ,I have a company that sells premade camp care packages however I do realize that some parents (myself included) want to create their own care packages. These were the top ten best selling items that parents either added … Continue reading

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Any Classics Majors Out There? We Need More Jokes!

Could only find a few jokes for Classics major but I thought these were classics(eh…not really):  A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: “Euripides?” The professor replies: “Yes. Eumenides?” A Roman walks … Continue reading

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Little Children-Headache, Big Children-Big Headache: 6 Funny Quotes About Teenagers

Pass the Advil, please! As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. Fran Lebowitz Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life. … Continue reading

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Summer Camp Memories: Froot Loops Foil First Kiss (PG13)

Long Lake Camp c.1994 via Alex Berg I am lactose intolerant. I did not realize I was lactose intolerant until about halfway through high school. Up until then, I thought constant diarrhea was just the normal state of affairs for … Continue reading

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Knock Knock! Who’s There? Madam! Madam Who?

Madam who? Madam foot got caught in the door! I hope you knew how that classic knock knock joke ended! Here’s a few you might not have heard: Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let … Continue reading

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Quotes for the Gardener: Learning to Live with the Weeds

Yeah, yeah yeah. I should be more forgiving of all those ‘unloved flowers’. A weed is but an unloved flower.  Ella Wheeler Wilcox May all your weeds be wildflowers. Anonymous Make no mistake: the weeds will win; nature bats last. … Continue reading

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Common Camp Care Package Restrictions: How To Avoid Rejection!

Did you know more and more camps are restricting care packages? Yep. It’s true. Most camps prohibit any sort of food even Grandma Etta Super Duper Chocolate Chips cookies….or apples! Camp directors claim that food in care packages can attract … Continue reading

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Creatures That Would Be Absolutely Terrifying If They Were Six Feet Tall

Don’t look any further if you are squeamish! Sea Monkeys Those weird thing centipede things that crawl up out of your drain (don’t like them in any size!) Lobsters Monarch Butterflies Grasshoppers Earwigs Ewwwww! A nod to Alex Berg, son with … Continue reading

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