What did the big flower say to the little flower? What’s up, Bud?
How does a gardener lose weight? By keeping his tulips together!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
Why did the gardener plant light bulbs? She wanted to grow a power plant!
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair? Lily!
Why didn’t the gardener plant any flowers? He hadn’t BOTANY!
Need more? Check out these flower jokes from Spring of 2012: Blooming Flower Jokes.
We had to dig deep to find this bumper crop of groaners. Be a good frond and send us your favorite flower and gardening jokes!