Cutting Humor: Flower Jokes

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What did the big flower say to the little flower? What’s up, Bud?

How does a gardener lose weight? By keeping his tulips together!

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?Pilgrims!

RosesWhat is a frog’s favorite flower? CROAK-us!

Why did the gardener plant light bulbs?
 She wanted to grow a power plant!

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair? 
Lily!

Why didn’t the gardener plant any flowers? He hadn’t BOTANY!

Need more? Check out these flower jokes from Spring of 2012: Blooming Flower Jokes.

We had to dig deep to find this bumper crop of groaners. Be a good frond and send us your favorite flower and gardening jokes!

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