Did You Hear the One About the Pet Duck Who Attacked a Neighbor?

Yep! Somebody’s pet duck attacked a neighbor’s daughter. While running away from Ducks in the parkquazy quacker, the daughter fell and broke her wrist. Now she is suing for $275,000.   Read all about it here in the Huffington Post.

This news article intrigued me because we had pet ducks when I was a kid. Their disappearances used to coincide with a meal of Duck ala Orange.

Segue in to a few duck jokes:

  • What does a duck get after he eats? The bill!
  • What do you call a crate od ducks? A box of quackers!
  • What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn!

A duck walks in to the local drug store and asks for some chapstick. The pharmacist hands it to him and the duck says,”Just put it on my bill!”

Customer: How much is that duck?
Farmer: Ten dollars?
Customer: OK. I’ll take it. Send me the bill.
Farmer: I’m sorry. You’ll have to buy the whole duck!

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4 Responses to Did You Hear the One About the Pet Duck Who Attacked a Neighbor?

  1. Matt Baier says:

    Here’s duck joke for you.
    A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager:
    – “Got any fresh fruit?”
    – “No.”
    – “Got any fresh vegetables?”
    – “No. We have only canned and dry goods.”
    The next day, the duck returns:
    – “Got any fresh fruit?”
    – “No.”
    – “Got any fresh vegetables?”
    – “No. I told you yesterday, we have only canned and dry goods. If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same question, I’ll nail your flippers to the floor.”
    On the 3rd day, the duck walks in and asks:
    – “Got any nails?”
    – “No.”
    – “Got any fresh fruit?”

  2. Marilyn Miller says:

    Too bad you did not post this on July 4, then you could have blogged about firequackers.

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