Yep! Somebody’s pet duck attacked a neighbor’s daughter. While running away from quazy quacker, the daughter fell and broke her wrist. Now she is suing for $275,000. Read all about it here in the Huffington Post.
This news article intrigued me because we had pet ducks when I was a kid. Their disappearances used to coincide with a meal of Duck ala Orange.
Segue in to a few duck jokes:
- What does a duck get after he eats? The bill!
- What do you call a crate od ducks? A box of quackers!
- What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn!
A duck walks in to the local drug store and asks for some chapstick. The pharmacist hands it to him and the duck says,”Just put it on my bill!”
Customer: How much is that duck?
Farmer: Ten dollars?
Customer: OK. I’ll take it. Send me the bill.
Farmer: I’m sorry. You’ll have to buy the whole duck!