A Dozen Egg-cellent Egg Jokes

These cracked me up!

  • How do comedians like their eggs? Funny side up!cracked egg
  • What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker!
  • What day do eggs hate most? Fry-day!
  • What sport are the eggs good at? Running!
  • Why is the chef so mean? She beats the eggs!
  • Why did the chicken lay her egg on an axe? She wanted to hatchet!
  • What did the egg say to the clown? You crack me up!
  • Why can’t you tease an egg white? Because they can’t take a yolk!
  • What grows on yolk trees? Egg-corns!
  • Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a bad summer!
  • Why do chicken lay eggs? Because if they dropped them they would break!
  • Who tells the best egg jokes? Comedi-hens!

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