Well, maybe after April 15th.
- How can you tell if your tax collector is an extrovert? He looks at your shoes instead of his own!
- Who is the better detective-Sherlock Holmes or a tax accountant? A tax accountant because he’ll make more deductions!
- What the difference between a Rottweiler and a tax collector? A Rottweiler eventually lets go!
- How can you tell when the tax collector is trying to get you to confess? His lips are moving!
- What’s the difference between a Taxidermist and a tax collector? A taxidermist takes only your skin!
- What is Santa Claus’s tax status? Elf-Employed!
- What do tax collectors use for birth control? Their personalities!
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