- It would be nice if we could all pay our taxes with a smile, but normally cash is required. Anonymous
- I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes . . . Mark Twain
- Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what’s called a red flag. That’s something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That’s a red flag. Jay Leno
- Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors. …and miss! Robert A. Heinlein
- We don’t seem to be able to check crime so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business? Will Rogers
- This is too difficult for a mathematician. It takes a philosopher. (filing his tax returns) Albert Einstein
- It’s income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta. Dave Barry
Ugh! Gratuitous puppy picture to take sting out of being reminded to file taxes.