Pants on Fire! It’s National ‘Tell a Lie Day’ Today

How does one celebrate National Tell a Lie Day? We asked Pinocchio Pinocchiobut he wooden knot tell us (get it?). Here’s what a few famous people have to say about lying and liars:

  • There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world and the worst of it is that half of them are true. Winston Churchill
  • When lying be emphatic and indignant, thus behaving like your children. William Feather
  • People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an elections. Otto Von Bismarck
  • Without lies humanity would perish of despair and boredom. Anatole France
  • Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. Homer Simpson

And my personal favorite: I am always disappointed when a liar’s pants don’t actually catch on fire. Anonymous

How are you going to celebrate National Tell a Lie Day?

Board (get it?) of sending dull gifts and care packages? Send something from Mirth in a Box! No lie-it’s the best place for fun gifts on the internet!

Thanks to Upload Bot via wikimedia for the great Pinocchio picture!

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