Did you know that merely storing one’s summer clothes in a closet during the cold winter months can cause significant shrinkage? Well it does! I put on a pair of my shorts from last year today and they are 2 sizes too small! I have photographic proof but my fragile ego has decided not to post those pictures (and post someone else’s instead!)
Other difficulties caused by the waxing and waning moons of months October through March: bathroom scales recalibrate, mirrors warp, leather belts tighten which all contribute to the appearance of winter weight gain.
So be forewarned! It’s the clothes, not you!
Gay ‘I didn’t eat it’ Gasser