Monthly Archives: April 2014

Internet Trolls Sued for Defamation

A typically cheerful group of troll dolls banded together to file a defamation lawsuit against online trolls. Astrid Hansen, spokeswoman of the new-formed Brotherhood of United Trolls (B.U.T.), hopes that this symbolic legal action will raise public awareness of troll … Continue reading

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Cutting Humor: Flower Jokes

Hope thistle make you laugh:  What did the big flower say to the little flower? What’s up, Bud? How does a gardener lose weight? By keeping his tulips together! If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? 
Pilgrims! … Continue reading

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Did You Hear the One About the Pet Duck Who Attacked a Neighbor?

Yep! Somebody’s pet duck attacked a neighbor’s daughter. While running away from quazy quacker, the daughter fell and broke her wrist. Now she is suing for $275,000.   Read all about it here in the Huffington Post. This news article … Continue reading

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Theories By Einstein From His Time At The Swiss Patent Office by Alex Berg

Thank you to Alex Berg c 2006~ Other Theories Penned By Einstein During His Period Of Employment At The Swiss Patent Office Theory on the flow of time during lunch breaks Through observations conducted over the course of the past … Continue reading

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An Apiary of Bee Jokes

Un BEE leivable! I found swarms of bee jokes all over the internets! Here’s a few of my favorites: What did the bee say to the flower? ‘Hello, Honey!’ What do bees use to part their hair? A honeycomb! Can … Continue reading

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6 Greek Proverbs That Will Make You Laugh

Did you know that April 20th is Greek Easter? Oh what I would give to be on a Greek Island right now! Since I’m not here are some Greek proverbs to sink you teeth in to: What you wish for … Continue reading

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National Haiku Day (April 17th) Collides with Game of Thrones

I’m sorry. I meant to write something about National Haiku Day but all I am thinking about is “The Game of Thrones”. Last Sunday was the Purple Wedding (season 4 episode 2). I am still reeling. Please pardon my digression. First … Continue reading

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A Dozen Egg-cellent Egg Jokes

These cracked me up! How do comedians like their eggs? Funny side up! What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker! What day do eggs hate most? Fry-day! What sport are the eggs good at? Running! Why is … Continue reading

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7 Jokes You Should Never Tell An IRS Tax Collector

Well, maybe after April 15th. How can you tell if your tax collector is an extrovert? He looks at your shoes instead of his own! Who is the better detective-Sherlock Holmes or a tax accountant? A tax accountant because he’ll … Continue reading

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7 Timely Quotes About Taxes

I’ve filed my extension. How about you? It would be nice if we could all pay our taxes with a smile, but normally cash is required. Anonymous I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes . … Continue reading

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