- How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it’s a hardware problem!
- There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that know binary, and those that don’t!
- How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted programmer? An extroverted programmer looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
- Why don’t we anthropomorphize computers? They hate that!
- What do computer programmers use for birth control? Their personalities!
- What do you call a computer programmer from Finland? Nerdic!
- A programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.” The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread!
Do you know anyone who spends his/her day writing code? I think you should send him/her a little something from Mirth in a Box!