7 Deadly Computer Programmer Jokes

Ah, yes. Computer programmers. Can’t live with them, can’t live without them.computer programmer

  • How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it’s a hardware problem!
  • There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that know binary, and those that don’t!
  • How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted programmer? An extroverted programmer looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
  • Why don’t we anthropomorphize computers? They hate that!
  • What do computer programmers use for birth control? Their personalities!
  • What do you call a computer programmer from Finland? Nerdic!
  • A programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.” The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread!

Do you know anyone who spends his/her day writing code? I think you should send him/her a little something from Mirth in a Box!

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