Spring Fever Vaccination Recalled

“It seemed like a good idea at the time” said CDC epidemiologist Dr Gale Warning when Winter forestasked about his ‘spring fever cure’. Dr Warning along with Dr Katy Didd developed a groundbreaking antidote for spring fever. Unfortunately, when they did away with Spring Fever, they also did away with spring. Doctors Warning & Didd accidently eradicated the long, warm, sunny days Americans associate with spring and replaced them with three months of grey skies, cold drizzly precipitations and long dark nights.

The American Association of Garden Centers have filed a class action law suit against the Center for Disease Control. The CDC has declined to comment.

Spring Bulbs

No snow drops-only snow.

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