Moving right along….
- What do you call an Irishman bouncing off the walls? Rick O’Shea!
- What’s lazy and lieas around the pool? Paddy O’ Furniture (submitted by John Curry!)
- Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? Because you should never press your luck!
The doctor scratched his head and said,”I’m sorry Mr. O’ Flaherty but I can’t precisely diagnose your troubles. I think it must be the alcohol.” “Don’t worry about it, Doc. I’ll come back when you are sober.”
“What’s wrong with Paddy?” asked Father O’Malley. ” I don’t know, Father. Yesterday he swallowed a spoon and he hasn’t stirred since!” replied Mrs. Rafferty.
How many Saint Patrick’s Day jokes do you know? Send us a few! Pretty please!