The Elephant Wore Green Sneakers on St Patrick’s Day And Other Jokes

Gee. Why did the elephant wear green sneakers on Saint Patrick’s Day? Because his red green sneakersones were dirty!

Moving right along….

  • What do you call an Irishman bouncing off the walls? Rick O’Shea!
  • What’s lazy and lieas around the pool? Paddy O’ Furniture (submitted by John Curry!)
  • Why should you never iron a four leaf clover? Because you should never press your luck!

The doctor scratched his head and said,”I’m sorry Mr. O’ Flaherty but I can’t precisely diagnose your troubles. I think it must be the alcohol.” “Don’t worry about it, Doc. I’ll come back when you are sober.”

“What’s wrong with Paddy?” asked Father O’Malley. ” I don’t know, Father. Yesterday he swallowed a spoon and he hasn’t stirred since!” replied Mrs. Rafferty.

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