Monthly Archives: March 2014

3 Easy April Fools Day Pranks- Fake Vomit, Fake Poop & Fake Milk Splatter

Even though sells fake vomit and fake dog poop, I thought it would be nice to get crafty and see if I could actually make my own! Fake Dog Poop: This is the simplest of fake dog poop ‘How … Continue reading

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The Kremlin’s Dirty Little Secret: Vladimir Putin Seeks Body Double

Moscow All eyes are on Vladimir Putin and while President Putin love the limelight, sources close to the Russian President reveal that he is seeking a ‘political decoy’.  The official reason is to keep the Russian President out of harm’s … Continue reading

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An Ode to the Minibar

I have always loved having a minibar in my hotel room. I might curb my indulgences every other day of the year but when I’m in a hotel, I like my snacks. And lots of them….and I’m willing to pay. … Continue reading

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7 Deadly Computer Programmer Jokes

Ah, yes. Computer programmers. Can’t live with them, can’t live without them. How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it’s a hardware problem! There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that … Continue reading

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Epic Quotes About Spring

Finally! It is officially spring! Summer makes me drowsy,
Autumn makes me sing,
Winter’s pretty lousy,
but I hate Spring. Dorothy Parker Whaaaa? Time to freshen up her Mint Julep! It is not spring until you can plant your foot upon twelve daisies. … Continue reading

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Spring Fever Vaccination Recalled

“It seemed like a good idea at the time” said CDC epidemiologist Dr Gale Warning when asked about his ‘spring fever cure’. Dr Warning along with Dr Katy Didd developed a groundbreaking antidote for spring fever. Unfortunately, when they did … Continue reading

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St Patrick’s Day Essentials: Irish Curses…and an Irish Blessing

Wow! I’ve heard of Irish Blessings but I decided to Google ‘Irish curses‘ and found some delightfully devilish oaths. Check these out: May you find the bees but not the honey! May you be afflicted with the itch but have … Continue reading

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International Pi Day Need Some Love…and A Few Math Jokes

International Pi Day, March 14, was started by one of my favorite museums, The Exploratorium in San Francisco to celebrate the never-ending and always fascinating mathematical symbol, Pi. Read all about it on the Exploratorium’s Brief History of Pi page. … Continue reading

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The Elephant Wore Green Sneakers on St Patrick’s Day And Other Jokes

Gee. Why did the elephant wear green sneakers on Saint Patrick’s Day? Because his red ones were dirty! Moving right along…. What do you call an Irishman bouncing off the walls? Rick O’Shea! What’s lazy and lieas around the pool? … Continue reading

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March 7, 2014 ‘Middle Name Pride’ Day

Did you know that today, March 7, 2014  ‘Middle Name Pride’ Day? Seems that some people think March 10th is the day to celebrate your middle name (in fact that is the date most commonly used) but Wikipedia says it … Continue reading

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