A Few Camel Jokes to Smooth Out Your Hump Day

Whoa! I had a very hard time finding ‘suitable for Prime Time’ camels jokes. I must have sifted through dozens to come up with these…so don’t judge too harshly:

  • Camel for hump dayWhat do you call a camel without a hump? Humphrey (Hump-free-get it???).
  • What do you call 144 camels in a box? Gross! (meh)
  • What do you call a crying Camel? 
A humpback wail! (stretching it…)
  • What do you get when you cross a cow with a camel? A lumpy milkshake! (I said it was difficult!)
  • The baby camel wakes his parents up and asks for a glass of water. Dad says to his wife,” Honey, he must be sick. That’s his second glass this month!” (eh)
  • A recent tobacco industry survey showed that 90% of all men still prefer women to Camels.

I guess when the obvious feature of an animal is a HUMP, the jokes can be pretty off color. Funny, but not suitable for a daytime blog( of a company who does sell care packages for camp aged children) with readers such as Saul from Astoria who is so censorious of my attempts at humor.

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3 Responses to A Few Camel Jokes to Smooth Out Your Hump Day

  1. Cass says:

    What does a camel drink?

    Camelmile.

  2. T. Riedeman says:

    When you cross a cow and a camel you get a dromedairy (Dromedary)

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