Hail to the Chiefs! Presidents’ Day Jokes

Couldn’t resist.

  • Why was Abe Lincoln born in a log cabin? Because it was too cold to be born Presidentsoutside!
  • Abraham Lincoln goes to the theatre and realizes that it’s an opera. He said, “ Oh great! Just shoot me now!”
  • Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping? Because he couldn’t lie!
  • What do you call George Washington’s false teethPresidentures!
  • How did George Washington speak to his army? In general terms!
  • Teacher: “John, do you know Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address?” Student: “No, Miss Frump. I thought he lived in Washington!”

And now off to buy a mattress! What will you buy on sale this Presidents’ Day?

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