Celebrating Super Bowl XLVII: Winning Football Jokes

Don’t yellow flag these unless you can send me some better ones!referee

  • What do you call a son of a lineman? Chip off the old block!
  • What did the football say to the punter? I get a kick out of you!
  • What did the coach say to the broken vending machine? Give me my quarterback!
  • What do you call a 300 pound nose tackle? Anorexic!
  • What is the difference between a lawyer and a football? You get three points when you kick a football between the uprights!
  • Why doesn’t Portland have a professional football team? Because then Seattle would want one!
  • What’s the difference between a Seahawks fan and a baby? A baby eventually stops whining!
  • What does a Broncos fan and a Coors beer bottle have in common? Both are empty from the neck up! (my husband says this joke only makes sense for Patriot fans)
  • What’s the difference between a Broncos fan and mosquitoes? Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer! (once again my husband thinks this applies only to Patriots Fans)

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4 Responses to Celebrating Super Bowl XLVII: Winning Football Jokes

  1. Alix says:

    Hahaha… the lawyer one got me…. turns out the Seahawks didn’t have much to whine about after all, but everyone else did for lack of entertaining football 🙂

  2. Brian says:

    Wait… wasn’t the Super Bowl this year enough of a joke? 😉

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