Monthly Archives: February 2014

A Few Camel Jokes to Smooth Out Your Hump Day

Whoa! I had a very hard time finding ‘suitable for Prime Time’ camels jokes. I must have sifted through dozens to come up with these…so don’t judge too harshly: What do you call a camel without a hump? Humphrey (Hump-free-get … Continue reading

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Sick in Bed? Some SIlly Sayings to Cheer You Up!

Not much can cheer me up when I’m sick in bed but some of these quotes got a smile out of me: I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worthwhile. George Bernard Shaw Serious illness doesn’t … Continue reading

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Hail to the Chiefs! Presidents’ Day Jokes

Couldn’t resist. Why was Abe Lincoln born in a log cabin? Because it was too cold to be born outside! Abraham Lincoln goes to the theatre and realizes that it’s an opera. He said, “ Oh great! Just shoot me … Continue reading

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Red Skelton’s Take on Marriage

Ouch! I sure hope Red Skelton’s wife had a sense of humor! I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?” I said,”Dust!” My wife told me the car … Continue reading

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Celebrating Super Bowl XLVII: Winning Football Jokes

Don’t yellow flag these unless you can send me some better ones! What do you call a son of a lineman? Chip off the old block! What did the football say to the punter? I get a kick out of … Continue reading

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