Monthly Archives: January 2014

Pucker Up! 6 Classic Quotes About Hockey

The three important elements in hockey are: the forecheck, the backcheck and the paycheck. Gilbert Perreault All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. Gordie Howe I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game … Continue reading

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Freeze! We’ve Got Snow Jokes

Thaw out your funny bone with these stone cold silly jokes! What’s an ig? A snow house without a loo! If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming? No privacy! What did … Continue reading

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The First Blizzard of 2014: 6 Quotes for a Snowy Day

When I hear the word ‘blizzard’ my thoughts turn to Dairy Queen but never mind. Today I woke to the results of our much hyped Southern Connecticut ‘blizzard’-4+ inches of fresh white snow. A bit of a let down but … Continue reading

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New Years Resolutions of a Robot

Compiled by Alex Berg. I will not harm a human being, or, though inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. I will obey the orders given to me by human beings except when such orders conflict with New … Continue reading

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