- Your name must be Google because you have everything I’m searching for!
- You must be the square root of 1 because you can’t be real!
- If I were an enzyme, I would want to be helicase . That way I could unzip your genes!
- Are you a carbon sample because I want to date you!
- Are you a magnet because I’m attracted to you!
- Do you have 11 protons because you are sodium fine!
- Let’s add you and me subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply!
- You must be full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium because you are BE-AU-Ti-full!
If any of these worked I suspect you netted a ‘dwarf star‘-Very hot but not too bright. Sorry. I had to use that line.