A Nerd’s Guide To Pick Up Lines

Nerd at bardIt can be a daunting task to find a mate that is stimulating physically AND mentally. Try these pick up lines at your next gathering and see who responds:

  • Your name must be Google because you have everything I’m searching for!
  • You must be the square root of 1 because you can’t be real!
  • If I were an enzyme, I would want to be helicase . That way I could unzip your genes!
  • Are you a carbon sample because I want to date you!
  • Are you a magnet because I’m attracted to you!
  • Do you have 11 protons because you are sodium  fine!
  • Let’s add you and me subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply!
  • You must be full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium because you are BE-AU-Ti-full!

If any of these worked I suspect you netted a ‘dwarf star‘-Very hot but not too bright. Sorry. I had to use that line.

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2 Responses to A Nerd’s Guide To Pick Up Lines

  1. Saul says:

    The square root of 1 is 1.

    I think you mean the square root of negative one. That’s not a real number.

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