9 Great Jokes About Skiing (and Ski Instructors)!

  • What’s the difference between a ski instructor and God? God doesn’t think he is a ski instructor.Ski Instructor
  • What do you call a successful ski instructor? A guy whose girlfriend has two jobs.
  • Why are most jokes about skiers short? So the snowboarders can understand them!
  • What do ski instructors do after the ski slope closes? Go to work!     
  • How can you make a small fortune teaching skiing? Start with a big one!
  • What’s the difference between a government bond and a ski bum? A government bond will eventually mature and make money.
  • How do you become a millionaire as a professional skier? Start out a billionaire.
  • How do you know a ski instructor is at your party? He will tell you!
  •  What’s the difference between a pizza and a ski instructor? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Hey! Did you know that Mirth in a Box sells fun care packages? Yep. We do! Send one to your favorite skier, college student or best buddy today! In fact if you know someone who broke a leg skiing, may we suggest one of our Get Well and Cheer Up Care packages!

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